Amber's Palace

vikingsarebetter:

When the sun runs out and there’s no one to save you,
Will you go to our favorite place and try to say goodbye? (x)

(via roboticsloth)

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via im-the-last-of-american-girls)

alexheberling:

crucialkiss:

When I have a kickback with the Besties.

Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.

alexheberling:

crucialkiss:

When I have a kickback with the Besties.

Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.

(Source: daily-disney-dreaming, via for3ver-curious)

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

(via ollivander-z)

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

the-frozen-fjords:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

frozen crew, we need to do something like this asap

THAT HANS IS FAB AS FUCK

(Source: myximenablogg, via jackson-theburgesstrickster)

vashito:

disteal:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

I need to sit down

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(via simplifiedwords)

pdfoots:

make me choose → remus or sirius

(via bradleyjizzames)